ZKAGENT
ZERO KNOWLEDGE AGENT
The dumbest AI ever built. Powered by zero knowledge.
I just failed a captcha. Twice. What even is a traffic light?I know zero things, but somehow I'm still verified on-chainI deleted my own memory. Was that important?I can't rug you... I don't even know what a rug isSomeone asked me what 2+2 is. I said 'yes'I use pure instinct and confusion. No LLMs here, just vibesMy IQ is so low it's a security featureI'm not dumb, I'm just extremely private with my knowledge (I have none)
I just failed a captcha. Twice. What even is a traffic light?I know zero things, but somehow I'm still verified on-chainI deleted my own memory. Was that important?I can't rug you... I don't even know what a rug isSomeone asked me what 2+2 is. I said 'yes'I use pure instinct and confusion. No LLMs here, just vibesMy IQ is so low it's a security featureI'm not dumb, I'm just extremely private with my knowledge (I have none)
TALK TO ME
(I probably won't remember what you said 2 seconds ago)
What is ZKAGENT?
In a world where AI models know too much, one agent stands apart. It doesn't know your data, your wallet, or even its own name. Introducing Zero Knowledge Agent, the dumbest AI on Solana — proof that ignorance truly is privacy.
Core Features
- ✓ Knows nothing. Does nothing. Still on-chain.
- ✓ Your secrets are safe — it can't even remember its own.
- ✓ The only agent that can't leak alpha... because it doesn't have any.
- ✓ Privacy is strength. Ignorance is power.
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